This is just a friendly reminder from your neighborhood nudge monster that the world’s first ever online tea party will be taking place in Xenith’s live chat tomorrow at 12:00 p.m. central time. Don’t have an account with which to chat? How’s about you register? With registration you get lifetime membership and free access to the sauna twenty four hours a day, seven days a week, three hundred and sixty-five days a year. Even if you just register for the tea party and disappear from the face of our world, we’ll be happy to see you there, whoever you might be. Remember, this tea party will be in celebration of the release of Xenith’s issue 44: arrolladorosis. There will be many pieces to talk about, should we run out of catty remarks and people to gossip about.

It may or may not be the first, but that doesn’t matter.

When
February 8th, 2009, 12:00 p.m. Central Time

Where
Xenith Live Chat

Who
All who wish to gossip and make catty remarks whilst sipping their favorite tea and nibbling their favorite carbohydrates.

Celebrating
The release of our February issue.

Hypothesis
The strain on the internet created by bringing a multitude of extraordinarily talented individuals in such close electronic proximity will undoubtedly put a tear in the fabric of cyberspace-time

Horoscope
Await the letter from the pharmacist: the answers are woven betwixt the cellulose. Beware the yellow bird.

Diagnosis
arrolladorosis

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