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this guy walks into a bar and the bartender asks him, “what’s your poison?” and then looks at his ear-hands.how will he serve this man? will he pour some beer down his ear-hands and hope the eustachian tubes still filter to the digestive tract and not directly into the bloodstream? will he put the drink in his hand-ears and try not to laugh as his customer tries getting drunk out of the side of his face?

a stroke of genius brings the bartender to an improvised thirst aid hat, made from a fencer’s mask.the straw pokes through a bullet hole in the mesh.it’s a bullet hole because all other methods of breaking a hole through the mesh failed the bartender, from a power drill to a hammer and chisel.he wasn’t actually trying to punch a hole through the mask when he shot it, it was only frustration.

so just as the guy with the hand-ears and ear-hands is doing two things at once, trying to fit his hand-ears inside the fencing mask while trying to pull it on with his ear-hands, a doctor, an electrician and an illinois nazi walk into the bar.

the doctor lights a cigarette and says, “god must truly be a biologist.look at childbirth.what better metaphor for creation is there? how else but through the will of a benevolent supreme being could something so beautiful exist?”

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