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my shoes have molasses all over them

my shoes have molasses all over them

i'd like to take this moment to observe that in st. petersburg the sun shines about a thousand hours less than it does in boston, every winter.
i don't know what to call it

i don’t know what to call it

no, that's what i want to call the. that's the book's. i'm titling it. nevermind. (a video reading of two pieces.)
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i wanna get pepper sprayed

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i wanna get pepper sprayed

my girlfriend thinks i'm projecting.
the 11/11/11 11:12 project

the 11/11/11 11:12 project

i think there are more people like me out there. i'm pretty sure about it, actually. i'm at least willing to find out.
third goatee, or: why there is a goatee instead of nothing

third goatee, or: why there is a goatee instead of nothing

i wonder what a redwood looks like.
all my socks have holes in their heels

all my socks have holes in their heels

i have to write a novel in this voice, oh boyoboy
my fork has broken, i have broken my fork

my fork has broken, i have broken my fork

i don't know what to call it.
On Muffins and Muscle

On Muffins and Muscle

I don't see anyone rushing around creating shiny TV around my job (come on, cops? Surgeons? Serial killers? What's so hot about them?). It seems TV-land loves the jobs you hate.
goatee #2

goatee #2

this will be the longest year of my life.
cartoon comic book land #2-4

cartoon comic book land #2-4

not much happens until #4
this is for somebody

this is for somebody

hey look at this comic i wrote!
An Impractical Solution for an Impractical Era

An Impractical Solution for an Impractical Era

Given that we’re already well into the second decade of the twenty-first century, I’m willing to bet that your writing machine is also an e-mail machine, a blog machine, a magazine and newspaper machine, a Facebook machine, a Twitter machine, and in some cases a pinball machine.